Why does Hisako love to haunt the local ice cream shop?
It has the best Fro-ryo-zen yogurt in town.
Why was Orchid fired from the National Plumber’s Association?
She’s never been able to fully flush out Ultratech.
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Did you hear about the time Cinder tried to perform a juggling routine?
He bombed.
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Don’t forget about everyones favorite officer, Cop-Ra 
When he finds a criminal, it’s time to Book em’ 
(with his ultra ender)
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Takes his driver’s liscense: “You will no longer be needing this!”
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I am allergic to toads, when I touch one I get a serious Rash.
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I think Pepsi found Tusk’s family years ago. (relevant bit starts at 0:48)
Jago is the best GPS, whenever you arrive at your destination he’ll tell you “I’m afraid your path ends here”.
Kan-ra actually is a chef. He loves MAH SOUP! don’t forget about the vineAGRETTE!
Omen is actually an internet troll. Can’t you tell? “Your conflicts has given me strength!”
You guys remember the best fued of the WWF attitude era? Glacius vs Aganos!!
why does fulgore shutdown when it rains outside? Because he HATES THE THUNDER.
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Kan-Ra : who’s there?
Mira : it’s me-Ra…
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What is Thunder’s best wake up option?
A light Sammawich
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OH MY GOSH YOU MADE ME SPRAY A MOUTHFUL OF COFFEE ON MY TEE-VEE!!!
Now I’ve got the d-d-d-d-d----d----d-d-d-d-d stuck in my head…
EDIT: Thanks @DoobyDude23 for necroing this thread! I wouldn’t have noticed it otherwise. There’s some hidden gems in here!
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KI for Kangaroo Instinct, cause everybody jump to death in this game haha …
Why you don’t lol ?
At the time I had posted this, I feel like the joke was better because “Bernie Sanders” was the more obvious assumed punchline.
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.#KanRaDidNothingWrong
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The context does improve it, in a “had to be there to experience it” sort of way that makes me wish I had noticed this thread 5 months ago… But the deadpan delivery is still the best part, independant of context. Plus side to the deadpan factor is that it’ll be relevant every four years!
And I just listened to Sandstorm. It’s figuratively the only techno song ever written. @RFGCAtsumachi I wish I had more friends into KI, just so I could tell people that joke. Top X best video game jokes I’ve ever heard. Give that man an award!
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Man, for a while there, Eyedol had the community pretty divided.
You’ll need to watch out buying goods from Kan-Ra’s emporium. I’ve heard raptors hunt in packs.
What’s the FGC’s favorite dish on Thanksgiving?
Button mashed potatoes.
General RAAM is secretly in a romantic S&M partnership with Commander Sheppard.
When your character is nerfed, they do not cry simple tears. They cry low tears.
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I ship that.
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Ultratech has a Chinese division, specialising in cheap, quick to produce products such as their own version of Stalker units, code named “Craptor” units and knock off Fulgore units known as “Fullborked” units, this division is known as Ultratack.
When deploying Riptor to another part of the globe via air travel, Aria ensured she raptor up well, so she didn’t flip out on the plane.
Yes, I know how bad these are. 
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Q: What did a stalker do when it met Sadira?
A: It RIPTOR! > U >
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