KI related "Bad Joke" thread

Why did Sadira dump Glacius?

A: He gave her the Cold Shoulder…

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Who would be a great actor to portray Aganos?

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

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If they decide to give Aganos a girlfriend in your proposed movie, she ought to be played by Emma Stone. Things start off a little rocky, but just before the last chunk of their relationship falls into ruin, Emma Stone’s character proves to be much boulder than traditional gender stereotypes and saves Aganos from being pulverized by a natural disaster from which there appears to be no escape.

Ever the peacemaker, Aganos decides to relinquish his entrenched heart, instead choosing to gravel at her feet and recycle the fracture in their relationship. Their love reaches new peaks and they literally live happily ever after (since they’re immortal rock creatures).

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I’m dead.

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What’s Hisako’s favorite movie?

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I’m scared to look this up. :joy:

On a similar note,
Why would a recommendation from Hisako not help with your job hunt?

[Spoiler]Her Influence is good but it has very little reach.[/Spoiler]

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What’s Aganos’ favourite type of music?

rock n’ roll

What’s Hisako’s favourite kind of alcohol?

spirits

What do you get if you perform Hisako’s stage ultra on Rash?

toad in the hole

When I asked Hisako if she could communicate with other ghosts, she hit me, when I asked her why, she replied “that was my spirit medium.”

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What’s T.J. Combo’s favourite drink?

Punch

T.J. went on a murder spree, local newspapers reported that there was a Killer Combo at large with somewhere between 27 - 29 victims under his belt.

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ice cold Glacius

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Shago’s damage.

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Why did Ben Ferris have to be home before midnight?

Because he was CINDERella.

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They should’ve hired you as a writer for KI.

It’s never too late! My imagination is both friend and foe.

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Maya spent some time in the ministry. At sermons, she told the faithful, “You are not worthy. Pray.”

Tusk is a long time fan of competitive top fighting. “Eons have tempered my Beyblade.”

You thought you’d planned out a way to beat Sadira, but now it’s all up in the air.

Mira and does not measure her internet in ping. She uses Rea-Ping.

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Take my nerfs, please.

Obligatory Sabrewulf joke

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What is Aganos’ favorite Operating System?

AganiOS.

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What happens when you fill up a car with fuel?

The Gargos.

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