Thought this might be a fun little experiment; see what amusing or awful jokes we can come up with with regards to Killer Instinct.
What kind of car does Tusk prefer to drive? A LowriDAH!
What’s Cinder’s favorite racing game? Anything from the Burnout series.
Why can’t Glacius play KI on his ship’s computer? It doesn’t have enough cores .
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Q: Which’s Kim Wu’s favorite character in Game of Thrones?
A: [Spoiler]The Friggin’ Dragon[/Spoiler]
Why was Orchid accused of domestic violence?
Her boyfriend touched her… and she broke his face.
♪ HIT IT, HIT IT, AW YE-YE-YE-YE-YE-YE-YEAH! ♪
… sorry.
we could’ve done without the tag, in that case.
i told you he was op. 
(cough) Gargos will be op too…
tusk theme
What Hisako says to the food when she came to the restaurant?
A: I will devour you
-Aganos prefers his drinks on the rocks.
-Kan-Ra doesn’t like going to the beach. He’s afraid he’ll get shorts in his sand.
-Knock knock. Who’s there? Endok. Endok who? Endok who Ken. (insert fireball here)
-I’m opening up a photography studio. Gonna try and work with ULTRAAAAAAAAAviolet light.
-Street Fighter V :^)
-If you like Hisako, you’d better put a ringu on it. Just don’t piss her off, she seems like the kid a to keep a Grudge.
-I couldn’t think of a Spinal joke so I’m just going to say boner. That ought to tickle your funny bone.
-Welcome to my web! Welcome to my weeeb! Welcome Swuidward WELCOME Squidward Welcome Squidward
-Cinder’s toaster is on the fritz. His waffles always get burned.
-Glacius is having some relationship trouble. I hear she’s giving him the cold shoulder.
-“You can’t run from Kate, but you should have tried.” This traumatic childhood moment caused Kim-Wu to swear off tag forever
LOLed at the “shorts in his sand” joke
(Works on release day)
I had a rash in a really weird place this morning. My console.
TJ once got a job at a retail store, but he left because he was tired of being called Target Combo.
Knock knock : Who’s there? : Maya : Maya who? : Maya please have my dagger Ender back??
-Q: Why is Spinal not very good at fighting games?
A: He doesn’t have very good muscle memory.
-…something something something Spinal meaty attack.
-Q: What is Kan-ra’s day job?
A: Repo man (You will no longer need this!!)
-Q: What is Saberwulf’s greatest enemy?
A: Shedding
-Q: What is Austin Power’s favorite KI character?
A: Shago
-KI’s favorite TV show: American Eyedol.
And finally one anti-joke:
-Q: What is Thunder’s favorite 90’s Tom Cruise movie?
A: Mission Impossible
You know Tusk had huge sword. But he had tiny…
Q: Why does Tusk like going shopping?
A: He enjoys getting his pants half off.
