KI related "Bad Joke" thread

General Discussion
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  • Who is Ultratech’s favorite pop artist? ARIAna Grande!

  • What did Terry Bogard said when he finishes off a fighter from Ultratech?

  • "ARIA OKAY!? BUSTAH WOLF!!!"

  • What did Sadira taunted to Ryu upon facing him?

  • "ARIA afraid of spiders?"

  • What did Guile say before he fights somebody from Ultratech?

  • "ARIA man enough to fight me?"

  • What did Sigma say before he fights somebody from Ultratech?

  • "ARIA ready for your final journey?"

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Tusk meets Conan:

You know I used to be an adventurer like you…

But then I took an arrow to the knee!!! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Ah! Ah! Cwutididthar??

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Arby was cleaning out his fireplace.
Cleansing flame.

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(cough) fair (cough) enough. Gargos is the final boss of the game.

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Jago should be able to parry similar to Arbiter but more refined. This isn’t a bad joke. I seriously want that. Also buff his Shadow DP to 10% on a level four ender. His Windkick should go fullscreen now same with his Shadow variant. Also since his health regain isn’t good lets just go back to S1 where he healed just for moving. Oh and also make him the main character.
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You know what, just rename the game to Killer Jago.

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omen quited smoking.

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Omen stood at the front of a boat & said

“Bow before the herald of Gargos!!”

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Where does Tusk get his hair done?
Barber Ian.

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Jago is a coward.

Hes afraid of his own shadow.

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Mayannaise- noun: Maya in a group hug and/or sandwich

The heart of a satanic donkey is known by scientists as the Kim Wu organ, as a play on the term “Demon A.ss Kicker”

Glacius auditioned to play Elsa in Disney’s Frozen, but his dreams were shattered.

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Wish I could find an Arbiter joke on here…

…Were It So Easy.

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  • Two people are wandering around UltraTech... because... reasons: 1: I've just found the body of another fighter over there. 2: wow... That Tusk's gone right through... Half gored him I think... 1: No... Fulgored him. :smiley:
  • Death was going around to try and see if anyone could lend any money. Orchid, Jago, TJ, Aganos, Thunder, Kim Wu, Maya... all the allies of the side of good who had fallen at the hands of Gargos offered up what they could. Then a flaming sword came up and lightly poked death to make him aware it's wielder wanted attention, as they hadn't been asked if they could offer anything. When asked why he was so frustrated, a look of realisation crossed Tusk's face as he said... "Death comes to all. Except me."
I know they aren't really any good at all, just thought I'd try and join in.
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What’s the difference between a Fulgore unit and a Toyota Prius? You can’t hear a Prius murder someone at speeds of less than ten miles per hour.

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Donald Trump must’ve stolen his campaign points from Aganos. Particularly about building walls and stuff being 'UGE.
And I swear Hillary has Kan-Ra’s smile.

Don’t let these Knock Offs tarnish the good names of our KI characters.
Gargos '16

(I promise I’ll try harder my next post)

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What is Kan-Ra’s favorite artist?
Darude

What is Aganos’ favorite toy?
Rock ‘em Sock em’ Robots

What did ARIA call the Fulgore unit that continuously failed tests?
Fool-gore

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Who is Kan Ra voting for in the 2016 US Presidential election?

Nobody, because he’s Babylonian, and not a US citizen.

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Q: What did was omens comment about Shadow Jago and Hisako dating?

A: Demonic, dis pair… :japanese_ogre:

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Why did no one laugh at ARIA’S first joke? Because her delivery was too ROBOTIC harrharrharrrheeharrrrharrheehar

What do all the ladies call TJ after a night at his place? MR.FIST XD ok ok, that was of bad taste, I apologize lol

What advice did Eyedol give to Omen? Never follow false idols :wink:

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