#How did you come to know these things?! Who told you of my secrets?!
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This only happened recently, but the opposite. RAAM > Aganos
Also possibly never showered. Lol
Okay I only saw one person chime in for Riptor. Tisk tisk. Okay my turn yayâŠ
Riptor - Do not touch her dinner plate. Seldom uses a plate. Most easily fed by dropping something large and dead on the table. Canât promise youâll still have a table when sheâs done.
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DAH!
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Okok for fun, lets see:
(I wonât talk about playstyles, but everything else)
Jago: they like playing the hero. The hard working guys that want to serve as an example going through difficulties and despite the odds, end up victotorious in their souls and minds.
Ok,before the patch when they killed you with 4 combos there was a lot of jumping /windkicking Jagos that loved trolling people. Thanks thatâs already gone now (maybe some âbunny Jagosâ still survivedâŠ)
Sabrewulf: They like animals or they enjoyed âan American Werewolf in Londonâ. Maybe they hate vampiresâŠ
It can also be a player that doesnât feel it would be considered âfierceâ in the real life, just to give the idea you can look wild and strong in the game. Or, looking fierce not showing how vulnerable and human you can be in the inside 
Also the âalphaâ word is trendy now, some may be arrogant Wulfs.
Glacius: They want too mess around against impatient players. Even after counterbreaking you they may taunt you and rub in their easy âno workâ kill in your face. Just for fun =)
OrâŠNahhh
They just miss E.T
Kan Ra: they like exasperating people but it really takes time to get to that point. So they may stick to Glacius if they can exasperate people faster.
Riptor: Dinosaurs lovers that are very fan of Jurassic parkâs raptors. Oh, they also played Primal Rage and remember Talon.
TJ Combo: they love the boxing stereotype and feel badasx to play with nothing except their own fists vs a lot of crazy creatures and characters with crazy magical powers. Who wouldnât?
Aria: Something between fashion women models and robots and anime fans andâŠ
Fulgore: lets break it down into:
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They like feeling deadly and looking sexy at the same time (similar to Aria, but a little less arrogant, they can even be a little more playful).
Some not feeling that deadly after the nerfs thoâŠ
Kilgore: they like comic reliefs and gags
Thunder/Raam/ Aganos: they like big and scary âin your faceâ type of characters. They can be very nice people though (not sure about Thunders, lets say yes just in case).
Sadira: they want to mess with your mind and eyes, you wonât know where to block when they are all over you. They like throwing you a lotâŠMmaybe they like hugging people?. Some wonât teabâŠg because they already know a lot of online players hate them just for the character alone. Oh, they can also enjoy Spiderman or have some affinity for spiders.
Spinal: They may not talk too much. fan of the undead and scary characters or run cancels and teleports.
Orchid: they like her bxxbs since KI1, they miss her being top tier or they long for her KI2 outfit or maybe Orchidâs guys just enjoy gymastics a lot. Hope they are not obsessed (because their character is a bit obsessive)
Hisako: They may love making you feel miserable and scare you and give you nightmares in your sleep (ok, theyâll do it in your wake up)
Cinder: punks
Maya: they can be arrogant, tease you and scream you how something is not punisheable.
Kim Wu: you can either have some nice people and some people feeling themselves.
Omen: They can brag from time to time but they usually have a big heart despite some of them trying to look like âevil beingsâ with a villian laugh.
Tusk: errmmâŠIâll leave it they like vikings, nordic legends and Conan in general. And swords, of course!
Rash: retrogamers or people trying to annoy you
Shadow Shago:
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/247/207/813.gif
Gargos
Canât come up with anythingâŠ=(
Oh!
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LOLLL
btw i love that show so much. waiting for next season!
anyway continuing:
-Eyedol. nostalgic kinda player, very irritable if lore isnt correct, or if someone doesnt know the origins of his chosen main. trains hard, but gets bodied by some ghetto dude blasting 3-6 mafia over open mic and is reminded (again) how his mom is a â â â â â princess of the uterine sea
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jago - free to play players
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Skull Knightâs the best lol
Tusk - likes braindead characters with no need to respect opponentâs anything.
Gargos - Instant Badass. You - Instantly screwed.
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Riptor-They love dinosaurs
Glacius-They can be very patient
Sabrewulf-They often go crazy
Arbiter-they love Halo
kilgore-They love robots like the fulgore players
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Gargos: likes stirring the sht pot and watching the chaos ensue
Aganos: fond of broccoli, has considered geology as a career
Aria: Thinks Cortana is the best character in Halo
Kilgore: takes in stray puppies, regrets it when they puke on their bed
Fulgore: loves pure unadulterated bada$$
Kan-ra: favorite character on Family Guy is Herbert, never feels like they do anything wrong
Glacius: likes aliens and being chill
Hisako: are an emo teen girl that wants to see the world burn, loves kittens and FNAF.
Jago: have no interest in investing time into KI because they think SFV is awesome
Maya: just thinks sheâs gorgeous.
Mira: likes being a snarky jerk to other people, even if their snarkniess tends to blow up in their face.
Omen: the kind of person that send random promotions to all their friends in hope of winning an online contest.
Eyedol: people that canât decide if they want to learn how to cook well or â â â â â it all and grab a frozen burrito.
Riptor: Likes Jurassic Park, but only the first one, because the rest suck.
Saberwulf: someone that just mashes buttons, has gone through 5 controllers before they realized smashing them against the wall makes them not work anymore.
Sadira: F** you. not really, this is just for comedic effect.
Eagle: Still watches Scrubs reruns.
Shago: Thinks Sonic fan fics are the best. Have created an unique red pallet swap of Tails named Lucy that is pregnant with Sonicâs baby.
TJ Combo: thinks fighting games need to be grounded in reality.
Tusk: likes Schwarzenegger movies.
Cinder: Deadpool is the best movie ever!!!
Rash: Has been traumatized by the Turbo Tunnel for years. Maintains a fixation on the Battletoads franchise because of it.
Thunder: Cries when someone litters. That one is kinda bad Iâm sorry.
Spinal: Wants to create the ultimate fan page for both Castlevania and Pirates of the Carribbean.
Orchid: plumber
RAAM: likes Gears of War for some reasonâŠ
Kim: is typically described by friends as "spunky"
Shinsako: is spoiled by dad.
Arbiter: has to tweet about any instance they see the number 117 out in public.
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What in the actual skull?
Killer Combo!!!
Yeah.
And here I was thinking youâd make a Ghost Rider reference.
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Well, I started just thinking âannoyingâ, but it just kinda snowballed into something grander.
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This was hilarious.
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Iâll help youâŠ
Gargos: General narcissist and overall drama queen who likes to make their presence known. Has a sweet spot for cheesy direct-to-video sy-fy movies, especially those regarding gargoyles. Loves the Minions franchise. He also loves to âsleepâ. 
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Ok, now this is just flat out BS!!!
kidding
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This thread disgusts me kind of.