OK looks like a change to the rules are in order. Characters currently on the cast are exempt.
I don’t need alot of drama in here it is just ment to be a string of characters (not already present) offered up and put into the most one sided battles for the sake of being funny. Complaints about current cast members belong in another thread.
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I’m not complaining about current characters in this thread. I just answered your question.
If my answer bothers you that much, feel free to pretend it says “Future” in front of it.
Markiplier vs General Raam
Raam: serve the…
Mark: poof!
Raam:??
Mark gets pummeled saying poof with every punch.
And I’ll see you in the next round, buh bye
Next round
Mark: poof
Kim: ??? He’s gone
Jacksepticeye
Thank you so much for fighting, if you liked it, punch that rematch in the face like a boss and high fives all around. Thank you and I’ll beat all you dudes in the next round!
Next round
Jack: oh crap!!
PewDiePie vs eyedoll
Eyedoll casts a large shadow as PewDiePie looks up with a gapping mouth. Eyedoll lets loose an annoyed grunt and pounds pewdiepie into the ground like a railroad ties and walks away.
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OK, but that would make it largely speculative since we don’t know future guests and clone characters. Also it’s not that you offend it’s that I didn’t open this thread to suggest match up I can already see on youtube. I’m willing to bet there are no shortage of arbiter matches on sonic dolphins channel, and there are videos ad nauseum of rash battles.
Blue Man Group
Jabbawockeez
Next senetor Grey Davis
The crypt keeper (tales from the crypt)
Yoshi
Yugioh
Ash Ketchum
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All of them. No matter who. All worst choices.
Blue Man group is what happens when Mario and Luigi are involved in a paint truck explosion. I can see it being very three stoogy if they were mute.
I can see this as the one thing gargos and eyedoll could Co op on.
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That would mean I’d have to come back and male some character roast everytime a guest character is unveiled. While for the most part I’d agree with you, but for this to be funny it needs specific names.
Ariana Grande.
But she’s already in a Final Fantasy game!
And no, this is not fan-made… this is real. Just google it. XD
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She’s REALLY cute though I must say 
And here are more rules. Do not offer up players by name. The point of this thread is to take TV characters, boy bands, girl bands, and other non sensical characters to be put in hilariously one sided battles. When a real player is offered up it is equivalent to bullying. All players deserve the respect of being a player, some are really good in their own right, really good with a certain character, or just new to the game and need time to improve. I will not be making fun of fellow players here.
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Obnoxious sadsack Anti-heroes
Little anime girls with big ■■■■ that moan like pornstars when they’re hit.
Gratuitously over designed characters.
Same face syndrome
Smug faced furrys with screamo haircuts and retarded color schemes. (burn them!)
Evil twins (sigh.)
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Now here are these two guys who are known for their brutal honesty/bluntness AND for their brutal roasting too: Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay
Phoenix Wright
John Cena
Ronald McDonald
Tom and Jerry
Simon Cowell vs General Raam
Raam: serve the queen
Simon: I already do just not yours.
Raam brandishes his large blade
Simon: oh please. What are you going to do with that, tickle me?
Raam knocks him down with his blade to his throat.
Simon: I’m not convinced, your performance was absolutely dreedful
Raam in a sudden change of heart doesn’t cut his throat but instead stomped his head into the ground.
Raam: Feed
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Steve Urkle!
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Ahh did him. Check entry number 55 on this thread
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If anyone wants to make battles for the combatants mentioned thus far or to come feel free to do so.
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