Why is Shin Hisako called Shin Hisako? Because she has shin guards.
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OOO OO! ME ME ME! Okā¦what kind of vehicle does Cinder drive?
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A TRAILBLAZER!
Want another KI bad joke?
People that are still mad over Orchidās bust size
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You know what gives me a splitting headache?
When the SL MP match making sits eyedoll.
What did Jago say to his kids after they used up all the hot water?
Iām afraid your bath ends here.
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Spinal made a proposition at the big board meeting today. While he had a lot of enthusiasm, his presentation was bare bones.
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Why is Tusk so proud of his lawn?
Eons have tempered his blades (of grass)
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What Did Aria say to the sheep?
āThe world cannot rely on EWEā
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What did TJ Combo say to the sheep?
Think you got what it takes to BLEAT the champ?
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Did he say it to shaun the sheep?
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What does Maya think of the newest Jedi?
Youāre not worthy, Rey
What is Shinsakoās favorite city to visit in the US?
Shin-Shin-atti
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As a native, I absolutely love this joke.
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What did jago say when he went back to the future?
Iām afraid your past ends here.
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What happened to Rashes bike when he didnāt pay the parking meter?
It got toad.
hue hue hue
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What did Jago say in patch 3.8?
Nothing. Because he got deleted. #SlowlyNerfingJagoIntoOblivion
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Despite his upbringing, Conrad has horrible table manners. He always wulfs down his food.
There once was a dinosaur who worked in a copper mine. All day long they came in and Ripped Ore.
(Alternatively, a dinosaur entered a rowing competition and completely Ripped Oar).
(okay this one took some stretching and wound up with a bit of sociopolitical commentary and itās less funny than Iād imagined it but it slowly became an emotional journey so I decided to finish what I started, damnit. Besides it has 2 jokes hidden in there and Iāve already gone through the effort and it even has a happy ending so)
When Jago came out to his parents, they were not very supportive. His father told him āIām afraid your path ends, queerā before kicking him out of the house.
He then moved to California on a journey to find himself and led a happy, fulfilling life. Years later he asked his friend, a German exchange student of he should try to reconcile with his father. His friend told him, "Ja, go!"
His father apologized for abandoning his son for the way he lived and they lived happily ever after.
Now back to regular jokes.
If your package gets burnt in transit, make sure you check the āReturn to Cinderā box on the envelope before putting it back in the mail box.
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What did TJ Combo say when he went to the buffet?
You got what it takes to feed the champ?
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I got a bad joke! THIS THREAD!
: D
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Guess I should start using omen again, green nyquil omen to be exact so I can put my opponents to sleep.
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Why did orchid get a job at roto rooter?
One step closer to flushing out ultratech
Maya was offered a job coaching varsity football. What did she say to all the athletes when the season try outs started?
Watch out, you might get cut.
Fulgore and Kilgore have never gotten along ever since they both showed up at the senior prom with the same date. I warned them not to ask the easy bake oven.
Of course their parents didnāt understand. Their dad is a color printer for Pete sake.
What did jago do after he left Moeās tavern?
En pukin
A hungry Jedi would use what to do what to his food?
Saber wolf
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