KI related "Bad Joke" thread

What did Jenny Craig day to Kim Wu?

You can’t run from fat, but you shoulda tried.

One Sunday morning at Catholic Mass, Mira goes to confession. The priest asked what sins she comes to confess. To which Mira asked; have you confessed your sins? It was very unproductive as it turned into an hour of the two asking each other the same thing.

General Raam as a guest judge on Ru Paul’s drag race, he told the contestants to “serve the queen” and they spent the next half hour pointing at each other, trying to figure out which queen he was talking about.

TJ asked tusk if he knew how to do anything other then cut things down? The only answer he got was “DAH!!”

Kan Ra had fallen on hard times. At his worst, to pay rent, he resorted to selling his organs. He told the dealer “I will no longer need this”.

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The Evil Queen said “Mira Mira, on the wall. Who’s the fairest of them all?”

To which Mira replied, “YOU LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT OR I SWEAR TO THE TSAR THAT THIS FAIR BOOT IS GOING UP YOUR FAIR ■■■!”


Mira got a job at a Cinnabon shop.

Order for table 7. Will you come get your cinns?

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What did Mira say as a kid when she stole someone’s board game?

your Life, my play thing

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I was playing against my shadow and my second controller turned on.

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Do thunder and eagle have other brothers or sisters?

Siblings Instinct 2013

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So let’s see…
-The last guardian is a Tiki
-Kilgore’s music has a big “nanana” section to it
-The next character is named “Eagle”.

…got it. The next character is one of the doctors from Scrubs.

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Wonder what eagles theme song will be…
“Merica f*** yeah”
“Mighty, mighty eagle rescue me”

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Other sibling characters in Siblings Instinct 3:
Jago and Orchid
Maya and Mira
Fulgore and Kilgore

Don’t forget Parental Instincts 3
Looking at you Aria

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Along with Tusk, Glacius, and Aganos :wink:

Yo guys, this thread needs more love, its comedy gold.

What did Eagle say to Thunder when they found out they were heirs to the throne?

Wee-ya-kins

What do nostalgic players want in KI?

Full Gore

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What’s Raams favorite Dragon Ball Z character?

Kryll-in

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How can you tell you’re allergic to a Battletoads?
You get a Rash.

What did the other space cops think of Glacius?
They thought he was an ice guy.

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How does Sabrewulf eat his steak?

He WOLFS it down…

How can you tell that Sabrewulf is a terrible husband…?

He’s always sleeping in the DOG house…

Okay okay… I’m leaving…

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How to Stalker units make their entrance?
Ripped Door.

What time is it when Hisako drinks a Red Bull?
Time to HisaGO

How does Sadira start her journal entries?
SaDEARa SaDIARYa

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I have some immodium for that diarrhea problem of yours.

What was the nicest thing IG did to Eagle?

They gave him the bird

What are the symptoms of sucking at KI?

Having a bad Rash

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I was going to say, that a symptom of sucking at KI is coming to the forums and screaming about how OP said character is with as many typos and misspells as possible. :stuck_out_tongue:

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When I fight Cinder he gets “FIRED UP!!”

When I’m glacius, I try to “chill things out!”

Spinal had a Skele-ton of work to do

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