How am I claiming to be the grand king of character design, simply by scratching my head and wondering, where the Rare models are?
Anyways⊠okay yes, I have some issues.
It bugs me that they changed Gargosâs face for the new model, AND for the Retro model too.
But this self-conflicting stuff⊠I mean, how could the new face, and the retro face, both be different from the original face? Something died in translation there, for me.
I wouldnât even complain if the new characters looked nothing like the originals, because the developers can take the game anywhere they want to⊠but if you say youâre gonna bring back the classic things, be classy about it⊠A remix is a remix.
What has some of you guys taken aback, is how I put across the the cold hard fact, that new fans really shouldnât be weighing in on designs specifically meant to appease the classic fans.
Itâs got absolutely nothing to do with most of you.
Hundreds, of thousand,s of the classic K.I. and K.I. 2 fans never even came back.
It took WAY too long for the game to be revived, most donât even know that it is back.
Most donât even play games anymore.
That means that I am in the minority here, I understand that, and I accept it.
LIVE UPDATE, I was WRONGâŠ
I had to go and look up what the word âRetroâ actually means again.
Because this canât be co-incidence, it would have to be tri-incidence or quad-incidence, these back to back nasty surprises, when a âRetro Modelâ is revealed.
Nasty surprises are things I go out of my way to avoid.
Definition Of Retro: Looking like or relating to styles or fashions from the past.
And now it makes sense. Thatâs a cruel wake-up call for me.
They donât have to make it look like the classic model, they can simply call it ârelatedâ and label it Retro.
I was clueless too. These things barely have to look like the originals, to be labeled as âRetro.â
My bad. Sorry for catching on so late. Signing off with a bit of funâŠ
Retro Characters
A.K.A.
The Simply Related:
Retro Tusk? Original Tuskâs relation. The slightly challenged, slower brother. (Canât really nitpick here, most of the faces in this game look terrible.)
Retro Gargos? Original Gargosâs relation. The estranged, super-creepy, ugly uncle. (Face againâŠsigh.)
Retro Jago? Jagoâs foregettable relation. Beach Bikini Jago.
Retro SabreWulf? SabreWulfâs relation. A flea-bitten mangy cousin from down town.
Retro Thunder? Chief Thunderâs all american bad a$$ brother from Harley Country, South Carolina.
Signing out of these âRetroâ discussions permanently
Instead, I will soon be asking if the Rare models will be making their way into the game. I paid my money in anticipation of this, but no one is in any position to make any demands.
Oh, good luck with that âRetroâ Eyedol you guys are waiting for.