Weird Headlines

So I’ve got an idea for a discussion inspired by the ETC show “Weekly Weird News”. Let’s all get together and start compiling strange, outrageous, or otherwise intriguing headlines from news sites around the Web.

I’ll go first.
Man tried to rob store with sword, finds clerk also has a sword

Fried Chicken Scented Suncreen from KFC

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One of my favorites, and a classic.

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No links, sadly.

But my grandparents in Montana tell me that they ALMOST NEVER have any real crime, so their newspapers are usually headlined with things like:

“Wheel from a Wheelbarrow stolen!”
“Lady runs naked through streets at New-years. Police chasing get beer bottles thrown at them.”

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Found another one:

/facepalm

I guess not:

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I don’t even know:

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