Game-related jokes

Just for fun.

Write what jokes you know that is game-related.

Here’s mine:

What did Scorpion say to comfort Sub-Zero, after he was rejected by Frost?

[spoiler]“GET OVER HER!”[/spoiler]

Your turn. ^^

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You wanna hear my joke?

Summary

Konami

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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon because it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!"

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what are Mario’s overalls made out of?
[spoiler]:musical_note: Denim Denim Denim :musical_note:[/spoiler]

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lol, I’ve heard that before. XD
Even said it in the melody in my head. :stuck_out_tongue:

  • Who is Ultratech’s favorite pop artist? ARIAna Grande!

  • What did Terry Bogard said when he finishes off a fighter from Ultratech? “ARIA OKAY!? BUSTAH WOLF!!!”

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Why did Orchid ask the Mario Bros for help on her quest?

[spoiler] Because they’re plumbers…you know, “One step closer to flushing out Ultratech” [/spoiler]

What’s Spinal’s favorite song?

[spoiler]https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/C1AHec7sfZ8

Why did Cinder stop telling jokes?

[spoiler]Because that was too much pun![/spoiler]

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What does Reaper say when he teleports?
[spoiler]REAPositioning…[/spoiler]

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game related jokes? How about…

Rash is a joke character, Kim is a joke of a character.

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Bill stopped being friends with Lance because he thought Lance was too CONTRAry.

What is Link’s favorite sport:

[spoiler]Basketball…he has a mean hookshot.[/spoiler]

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  • Math Teacher: Zero, what is 2 + 2?
    Zero: FOOOOOOUUUURRRRRRR!!!
  • X: So, what movie should we watch today?
    Zero: I AM NUMBER FOOOOOUUUURRRRRRR!!!
    Axl: Wow.
  • Axl: Hey Zero, what game are you playing?
    Zero: STREET FIGHTER FOOOUUUUUUUURRRR!!!

If you get the joke, then I’ll give you a hug.

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