Game-related jokes

Just for fun.

Write what jokes you know that is game-related.

Here’s mine:

What did Scorpion say to comfort Sub-Zero, after he was rejected by Frost?

"GET OVER HER!"

Your turn. ^^

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You wanna hear my joke?

Summary

Konami

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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon because it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!"

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what are Mario’s overalls made out of?

:musical_note: Denim Denim Denim :musical_note:

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lol, I’ve heard that before. XD
Even said it in the melody in my head. :stuck_out_tongue:

  • Who is Ultratech’s favorite pop artist? ARIAna Grande!

  • What did Terry Bogard said when he finishes off a fighter from Ultratech? "ARIA OKAY!? BUSTAH WOLF!!!"

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Why did Orchid ask the Mario Bros for help on her quest?

Because they’re plumbers…you know, “One step closer to flushing out Ultratech”

What’s Spinal’s favorite song?

Why did Cinder stop telling jokes?

Because that was too much pun!

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What does Reaper say when he teleports?

REAPositioning…

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game related jokes? How about…

Rash is a joke character, Kim is a joke of a character.

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Bill stopped being friends with Lance because he thought Lance was too CONTRAry.

What is Link’s favorite sport:

Basketball…he has a mean hookshot.

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  • Math Teacher: Zero, what is 2 + 2?
    Zero: FOOOOOOUUUURRRRRRR!!!
  • X: So, what movie should we watch today?
    Zero: I AM NUMBER FOOOOOUUUURRRRRRR!!!
    Axl: Wow.
  • Axl: Hey Zero, what game are you playing?
    Zero: STREET FIGHTER FOOOUUUUUUUURRRR!!!

If you get the joke, then I’ll give you a hug.

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