I have a thing where i cant fall alseep outside of a bed. It doesnt matter if i stay up for over 24 hours, i will NOT fall asleep in any vehicle or chair.
But i still have a funny ALMOST sleeping story.
I once ZONED OUT SO HARD in my math class. I was staring at the ceiling, and leaning back in my chair, And the teachers voice just sounded like mumbles to me. I was sat zoned out for about 15 minutes in the dead-silent class when i began to “kind-of” hear the teachers voice. I barely heard her voice saying:
“The formula for the area of a circle is ‘Pi R squared’. There is a really dumb joke to help you remember it”
Hearing the word “joke” made me listen a little, but i was still zoned out super hard. Like… I was in another universe, i was so far gone.
Then she said:
"The joke is… : ‘Pi R Squared?.. No… Pie are Round’ "
Of course, that joke was not very funny, so the class was dead silent… Except me.
Apparently, me being zoned-out made that joke the funniest thing iv’e ever heard.
I slammed my desk back down, slapped my hand on it, and let out a massive: “BWAHAHAHAHAHA” for about 3 seconds before i realized what was going on.
When i came back to reality and realized what was happening, it was way too late. Everyone was staring at me like i was a crack-head. I stopped laughing and tried to apologize. There was about a 4 second awkward silence, then the teacher said “Ooooooo Kaaayyyyy then.”
Even as they tried to continue with the lesson, kids were staring at me with the most confused faces i have ever seen for the next whole minute.
That was probably the most awkward/funny things that iv’e ever done.