I have a thing where i cant fall alseep outside of a bed. It doesnt matter if i stay up for over 24 hours, i will NOT fall asleep in any vehicle or chair.
But i still have a funny ALMOST sleeping story.
I once ZONED OUT SO HARD in my math class. I was staring at the ceiling, and leaning back in my chair, And the teachers voice just sounded like mumbles to me. I was sat zoned out for about 15 minutes in the dead-silent class when i began to âkind-ofâ hear the teachers voice. I barely heard her voice saying:
âThe formula for the area of a circle is âPi R squaredâ. There is a really dumb joke to help you remember itâ
Hearing the word âjokeâ made me listen a little, but i was still zoned out super hard. Like⊠I was in another universe, i was so far gone.
Then she said:
"The joke is⊠: âPi R Squared?.. No⊠Pie are Roundâ "
Of course, that joke was not very funny, so the class was dead silent⊠Except me.
Apparently, me being zoned-out made that joke the funniest thing ivâe ever heard.
I slammed my desk back down, slapped my hand on it, and let out a massive: âBWAHAHAHAHAHAâ for about 3 seconds before i realized what was going on.
When i came back to reality and realized what was happening, it was way too late. Everyone was staring at me like i was a crack-head. I stopped laughing and tried to apologize. There was about a 4 second awkward silence, then the teacher said âOoooooo Kaaayyyyy then.â
Even as they tried to continue with the lesson, kids were staring at me with the most confused faces i have ever seen for the next whole minute.
That was probably the most awkward/funny things that ivâe ever done.