I’m afraid we’ll have to take away your complimentary female robot companion then good sir. Did the shapely Aria mark 37 not suit your needs, we also have a nice Fulgore mark 69 if thats more your thing? All we ask in return is for you to do your morning chant to our fearless leader
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Last time I worked for UltraTech, Cinder kept framing me for crap I never did. Gee who set the Riptor pin on fire??? Blame the new guy… ■■■■ you Ferris.
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We need ultratech mugs like yesterday, or sooner.
UT logo on the front; words: “make the world a better place, one crime against nature at a time”, on the back.
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“We are Ultratech
We keep the kitchen, mostly clean.”
CAUTION: Beware of Riptors
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Morning chant. See…I’m good.
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