Well, this thread scalated quickly XD
I believe that it would be more interesting if the choices were limited to potential characters.
I mean, fighting games characters(Scorpion), possible concepts(Eagle), or easy to transition to fighting game characters(like Rash)
We are not trying to decipher who the next character is, or even who potential characters. The whole point is to pick the most unlikely for a hilariously one sided fight. Just pick someone at random (excluding existing cast and actual players like myself or Maximilian dood) like uh Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, or something like that; next pick an existing cast member that can obliterate the first guy; next pick a setting like a bar, concert brawl, news studio, cooking show; finally spin some story or scenario where your combatants get into a hilarious fight ending with the cast member winning in a funny fashion. Extra points if dialog is involved, and you can be as drawn out as you like. If it comes out as a funny short or a funny novel then go for it.
Yeah, but my point is that options are endless. Iâm not trying to guess next characters of course. But the suggestions seems endless
-My cousin
-Groucho Marx
-Garrincha
-Leonardo Da Vinci
I donât see it fun, although itâs just my opinion. I would find funnier to say⊠âDan from SF!â and discuss why itâs a bad choice.
Just my opinion tho 
Also, I reiterate: Shadow Orchid as the worst choice
The choices are endless, kind of the idea and if you want to pick some character from another franchise you can do that too. So here are my next candidates.
Dan. Street fighter
Talim. Soul calibur
Reptile. Mortal Kombat
Conan OâBrien
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Kimmel
Bad Box Art Mega Man.
Because only terrible fighting games will use that version.
SFVâs netcode
MK9âs netcode
Injustice 1âs netcode
The Dog Whisperer
Richard Simmons
Carrot Top
Have no idea how to structure that scene, you wanna take it?
Have no idea how to structure that scene. You wanna take it?
Round 1
Fulgore vs SFV netcodeâŠ
Disconnected from server.
Richard Simmons vs orchid
Richard Simmons and his stupid unitard
RS: come on girls, get those buns moving.
A very unamused orchid lodges her crow bar in his head with a thud. Richard Simmons eyes roll to the top of his head.
RS: that wonât stop me. Come on girls. Shake shake shake. Drink a milkshake. Iâm so fatâŠ
Richard Simmons does jumping jacks until he backs into a very angry eyedoll.
Eyedoll snorts as he glared at Richard.
RS: oh my stars, if ever there was someone who needs my help its you girl friend. Get them thighs pumping.
Eyedoll hold him down for a bashing
RS: come on girls donât make me call Dr Phil
WHAM
RS: you smell something burning? Smells like calories.
WHAM
RS: you gotta feel the burn, if you want those doughnuts you have to go nuts
WHAM
RS: no pain no gain. Looks like you gained alot, so weâll start with a double dose of pain.
WHAM WHAM
RS: is that it? You got served girl
Eyedoll: I serve no one.
WHAM WHAM WHAM poof bang rawr
Ultimate combo.
Smash bros brawl net code.
They have a crappy net code too? Why am I not surprised?
Oh yea with an amazing amount of 5 frames and input time from here to the moon. Itâs a good thing smash 4 wasnât a mess like brawl was.
Yeesh, glad I donât play it
Kameo
Joanna Dark
Shantae
Jet Force Gemini Twins
War
Death
Donkey and Diddy Kong
Not a fan of Joanna dark? Awesome.
War and death? Aww two of my favorites. Although I think I know just who to pair them with.
Joanna dark vs kilgore
JD: all I need is one shot.
Pew⊠Dink
JD: oh s$&!
Kilgore: Gatling fire
War vs General Raam
The two exchanged eafening blows for well over an hour. General Raam called upon his kryl storm. From amidst the haze Raam butchered wars body and did something he hadnât done since his rise to power; he ate the mangled body.
Death vs Hisako
Death: what am I supposed to do with you? Your already dead!
Hisako: I will devour your soul.
Death: your are due back at the well with the rest of the souls.
Hisako possesses death and they both fall into the well of souls.