I love it
Jago vs. Scrooge McDuck
Diddy Kong vs Aganos
Samurai jack vs Fulgore
Jago breaks into the McDuck vault. Scrooge is there
Scrooge: donāt you dare touch me number one dime!
Jago: So fixated on material things
Jago makes a quick slash and cuts the dime in half.
Scrooge has a heart attack
Jago: Iām afraid your path ends here.
Diddy Kong gets flicked by aganos and is never seen again.
Fulgor sets samuri Jackās robe on fire and he dies.
You forget that Scrooge has the Pogo Stick of Immortality.
Pogo of immortality? Was that the original cartoon, the reboot, or the video game?
Anyway, these arenāt true death battles. I donāt have time to research all their abilities. These are just meant to be funny, one sided fights.
In the original Duck Tales video game, Scrooge could literally avoid all enemies, traps, and easily defeat bosses with his pogo stick cane.
Snooki vs Aria
Lindsey Lohan vs Mira
Mira drinks Lindseyās blood and gets drunk in the process
Aria is guest directing for jersey shores. She was still learning the ropes. Snooki flobbed ones of her lines. Aria was supposed to yell cut, instead she cut snookies head off. The rest of the stage hand may need therapy.
Snooki and The Situation vs Riptor and Sabrewulf
Lindsay and Miley vs Gargos and Fulgore
Snookie and situation are too busy at each otherās throats they donāt even notice the hungry Saberwulf and Riptor on the set.
Sadira vs Justin beaver
Mr swaggy baggy? Heās too self absorbed to care who he pisses off, and sadira wonāt take that shyite.
How about Justin Bieber vs General Ramm
Raam just loves Killin.
Bieber: yo dawg whereād ya get them swaggy boots yo?
Raam kicks him
Bieber: does that mean I canāt buy em yo?
Raam buries his blade in beibers brain.
Hhahahahahaha
And that squealing sound you hear when his blade hits Bieber would be the last song Bieber makes
How about the crazy chicken from Family Guy? The chicken vs Orchid LOL
Technically since itās coming from Raam blade, that would be his top charting song.
One firecat from orchid and that crazy chicken is toast.
His final top charting song
Now how about Peter Griffin vs Orchid and Maya?
Or better yet Peter and Glenn vs Orchid and Maya!!