Worst choice for character

I love it

Jago vs. Scrooge McDuck

Diddy Kong vs Aganos
Samurai jack vs Fulgore

Jago breaks into the McDuck vault. Scrooge is there
Scrooge: donā€™t you dare touch me number one dime!
Jago: So fixated on material things
Jago makes a quick slash and cuts the dime in half.
Scrooge has a heart attack
Jago: Iā€™m afraid your path ends here.

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Diddy Kong gets flicked by aganos and is never seen again.

Fulgor sets samuri Jackā€™s robe on fire and he dies.

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You forget that Scrooge has the Pogo Stick of Immortality.

Pogo of immortality? Was that the original cartoon, the reboot, or the video game?

Anyway, these arenā€™t true death battles. I donā€™t have time to research all their abilities. These are just meant to be funny, one sided fights.

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In the original Duck Tales video game, Scrooge could literally avoid all enemies, traps, and easily defeat bosses with his pogo stick cane. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Snooki vs Aria :joy:
Lindsey Lohan vs Mira :joy:

Mira drinks Lindseyā€™s blood and gets drunk in the process

Aria is guest directing for jersey shores. She was still learning the ropes. Snooki flobbed ones of her lines. Aria was supposed to yell cut, instead she cut snookies head off. The rest of the stage hand may need therapy.

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Snooki and The Situation vs Riptor and Sabrewulf :joy: :rofl::joy::rofl:

Lindsay and Miley vs Gargos and Fulgore :sweat_smile:

Snookie and situation are too busy at each otherā€™s throats they donā€™t even notice the hungry Saberwulf and Riptor on the set.

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Sadira vs Justin beaver

Mr swaggy baggy? Heā€™s too self absorbed to care who he pisses off, and sadira wonā€™t take that shyite.

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How about Justin Bieber vs General Ramm :flushed:

Raam just loves Killin.

Bieber: yo dawg whereā€™d ya get them swaggy boots yo?

Raam kicks him

Bieber: does that mean I canā€™t buy em yo?

Raam buries his blade in beibers brain.

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Hhahahahahaha :smile:

And that squealing sound you hear when his blade hits Bieber would be the last song Bieber makes :slight_smile:

How about the crazy chicken from Family Guy? The chicken vs Orchid LOL

Technically since itā€™s coming from Raam blade, that would be his top charting song.

One firecat from orchid and that crazy chicken is toast.

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His final top charting song :slight_smile:

Now how about Peter Griffin vs Orchid and Maya?

Or better yet Peter and Glenn vs Orchid and Maya!!