Naw! Sabrewulf vs. the Gmork!!! 
I was the odd kid in class that cried when he died. 
Who’s gmork?
You don’t know who Gmork is?
Problem solved.
Oh him! I gotcha. This seems fairly simple.
Gmorks advantage comes from people’s fear of him. Saberwulf has no fear, so for all the intimidation tactics would just end in an asss kicking with a SSS rank from Saberwulf.
Chester Cheetah (Cheetos’ mascot) vs. Riptor and Sabrewulf 
All I can see is
It’s not easy being
Wild bites his hand off
Chester runs around screaming for help
You gotta help cheesy
Riptor bites his head off.
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Count Chocula? 
Count chocula vs TJ Combo
Count: part of a complete breakfast ahh ahh ahh
TJ looks at the bowl then at the count and shrugs.
TJ takes a big bite out of the count instead of the cereal.
Count: Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhmy head! You crazy…
TJ takes another bite
Count: Ahhh stop dude.
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OH MY GOD 
Actually Count Chocula is supposedly super powerful if not the most powerful vampire of all time. 
Besides he can turn milk chocolate!
Jago vs. Super Grover
Mira vs. Count Von Count
Coyote Petersen (Brave Wilderness) vs. Sabrewulf and Riptor
Is he like some Steve Irwin kinda guy?
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Mixed with Jeff Corwin so overall yes. And you’re definitely right about that too 
Today we are gunna be wrangling the fiesty riptor. This is of course really stupid, so we’re gonna get started. Nice girl. Chomp.
Craigy that hurt good thing I never travel without me friends Saberwulf. Get her boy. Chomp.
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Brittney Spears
Groot
Broc Lesnar
Jack Sparrow
Wario and Waluigi
Tetris blocks
Cell
Hobbits
Harry Potter
A hamster
This is so random 
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I got one! How about Elmo vs Sabrewulf battle of the furry beasts!
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Brittney Spears vs Riptor
Oops I did it again
Burp
Groot vs Riptor
I am…
Burp
Hamster vs Riptor
Burp
Jack Sparrow vs Riptor
Ya almost caught Jack…
Burp
Tetris block vs Gargos
Pitiful creature.
Gargos spent so long trying to fit the pieces together. Riptor smacked him in the back of the head and runs off.
Cell vs Jago.
Clap
Jago wins
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But Elmo wants to play. Slash, howl!!
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There no random selections here. The more one sided it is, the funnier it is.
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