With all the complaints about taunting, teabagging, and more specifically hateful post-fight messages, I thought it might be neat to see how the community handles turning a negative response into something fun or perhaps even comical.
I’ll get us started:
I just got a post-fight hatemail after I bested his Spinal with Gargos
Him: turtle p*ssy
Me: Lol…now I have a mental picture of a turtle with a long tail, furry shell, and purrs. Thanks for that. GG BTW
He replied back: lol ggs
I just reply
Every time. It actually works. They almost never respond back.
I give post fight advice. In fact many times they apologize for the out burst and are thankful that I cared enough to show them how to play against me.
My stock response to fanmail is " Your tears are sweet ambrosia."
For some reason, this doesn’t help their demeanor.
Typical replies I give:
“You lost to me, and you lost to yourself. GG”
“■■■■ you too ”
"You are a scrub"
Thank you for telling me. With my current low levels of confidence,I am sure this will help.
"STOP SPAMMING WHEN I JUMP"
Stop spamming jump lel.
"I lost because I play for fun"
Nice. Thank you for telling me you enjoyed it. I have fun too
I like to depress teabaggers.
“Ggs dude, nice “insertcharacterhere”, but dont teabag man, its rude! Be a gentleman!”
Until now, 99% of the people apologizes, except one guy who was really pissed because I wasn’t salty about the teabagging(also, I won the fight, so that didn’t help him xD )
“Your character is cheap” ( Gargos)
“How did you find out? Did he stick you with the bill at Kan-ra’s place too!?”