Turning around hate mail

With all the complaints about taunting, teabagging, and more specifically hateful post-fight messages, I thought it might be neat to see how the community handles turning a negative response into something fun or perhaps even comical.

I’ll get us started:

I just got a post-fight hatemail after I bested his Spinal with Gargos

Him: turtle p*ssy

Me: Lol…now I have a mental picture of a turtle with a long tail, furry shell, and purrs. Thanks for that. :slight_smile: GG BTW

He replied back: lol ggs

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I just reply
:(
Every time. It actually works. They almost never respond back.

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I give post fight advice. In fact many times they apologize for the out burst and are thankful that I cared enough to show them how to play against me. :slight_smile:

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My stock response to fanmail is " Your tears are sweet ambrosia."

For some reason, this doesn’t help their demeanor.

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Typical replies I give:

“You lost to me, and you lost to yourself. GG”

“■■■■ you too :smile:

“Lol”

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"You are a scrub"
Thank you for telling me. With my current low levels of confidence,I am sure this will help.
"STOP SPAMMING WHEN I JUMP"
Stop spamming jump lel.
"I lost because I play for fun"
Nice. Thank you for telling me you enjoyed it. I have fun too

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I like to depress teabaggers.
“Ggs dude, nice “insertcharacterhere”, but dont teabag man, its rude! Be a gentleman!”

Until now, 99% of the people apologizes, except one guy who was really pissed because I wasn’t salty about the teabagging(also, I won the fight, so that didn’t help him xD )

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“Your character is cheap” ( Gargos)

“How did you find out? Did he stick you with the bill at Kan-ra’s place too!?”

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