Let's make Gargos even more of an a$$hole

So, Boss Gargos is the big bad, and with the right buffs he’s a total nightmare. But something I’ve noticed about him whenever I play him, even on my Godlike run: He’s awfully…respectful, don’t you think? I mean, after he kicks your ■■■, he just kinda sits there and waits for you to get up.

I think that as the Final Boss, it would be fitting to make him a total PoS. I mean taunting every chance he gets like Boss Shago, maybe even victory crouching if Shadow AI comes into play. If he’s meant to be an arrogant demonic god, I think he should do everything he can to make us as salty as possible in the final version.

@developers This would certainly help flesh out his status as a boss.

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He’s kind of a hands off boss though, he’d rather stand there with his arms crossed letting his minions poke you in the butt than lift a finger to taunt you.

He teabagged me. He jumped over to my body and sat on my face. Tasted awful.

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Can one truly teabag you with the anatomy of a mannequin? :no_mouth:

Lol that hilarious! I’m going to try and catch a few streams on what he’s like.

thats gargos battle form. you wouldnt want to see his…bedroom form. lets just say he has a “tail” after all _

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He can imagine beings into reality. I’m pretty sure he can create a teabag that hangs between his legs just so he can use it to make your shadow energy the way he likes it…salty.

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I don’t think it’s that easy.

Nothing’s ever easy unless you put your mind to it.

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As miller would say “Your mind is your most dangerous weapon.”

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Or in this case teabagging since it causes a lot of people to become rather salty.

You know, wouldn’t that actually be painful to do because your jewels are very sensitive? So it sounds counter productive really. Unless you’re a masochist then that’s different.

He probably just conjures an actual bag of tea leaves to slap you with.

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This thread :laughing:

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How about making him pull out an finite number of minions per round?

In my first playthrough of SL i was able to ultra Gargos but he got back up and put me down to 1% health before I managed to ultra him and put him down for good. No idea if that was intentional but something like this seems…Appropriate to say the least

Tea leaves which aganos provides him with in exchange for astral energy it’s the perfect crime.

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This is starting to sound like some weird mafia money I mean “tea” laundering scheme.

Who wants to know (said in a mobsters voice).

Tell your boss, Vinnie the horse sleeps with the fishes. Myeah

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