Even after reading all that all I got was put the food away…
Overall it was essentially cleaning up the WHOLE kitchen in his case
Yeah, I know, I was making a joke.
Oh god here goes:
you’re hungover? Get outside and work it off idiot
I have ppl from church coming over. Don’t come to the house until tomorrow.
You need God in your life, because you are going to hell. What do you mean you’re going to enjoy your basket ride on the way down?!
Are you on drugs?
Do you sell drugs?
Why do you have that shotgun and that rifle?
Do you really need to start your race car at 630am?
You don’t race for money…so why do it
When will you sell that damn car before it gets you into more trouble
Why can’t you be normal and do normal things like go fishing.
Who was that girl??? Are you finally getting married??
Who’s dog is that…ours?! Why would you buy him?! You being drunk is no excuse!
I miss having you at home
I love my mom. She put up with so much. Lmfao
LOL Oh man
Did they say that?.. o_O
This is what I say to my kids on a daily basis! LOL… ■■■■ dirty little brats lol
Imagine the list of things your parents have that the kids would say…
Im hungry
Im cold
I want that
I cant find my toy, you find it!
I cant sleep
I dont want to eat that, I want to eat candy
I dont want to help fold towels
I didnt do it
I did clean my room
Im not ready to leave yet
I didnt pee on the seat
Lol, right now my youngest son is playing Goat simulator and literally every 3-4 min he hands me the controller & says “I need help”
My usual response it “If I do it for you you won’t figure out how to do it on your own.”
Still, having to stop what I’m doing every 3-4 min because he’s trying to lay the controller on my arm is kinda irritating.
This is me when I was kid. XD
for me its my kid sister when she comes over or i go to my folks’ house. shes already gonna be a junior in HS and she STILL asks me to pass stuff for her on her games. i tell her, do it yourself and figure it out. i know you die alot, but thats gaming life. i should force battletoads upon your spoiled as$ lol
LOL! XD This is really me!
Yeah, but you actually put forth effort to find what you’re looking for, right?
Yup. I can’t find my Bionicle toy in my room. So my mom found it near GameCube console… Why I never notice that my toy until my mom found it!!
Exactly! My boy does this ont he lego games…Im like damn son …I need help figuring this game out! LOL
@KevBones10 You still are a kid !
OMG I NEED THIS AS A POSTER to hang on the wall at my house! I can so relate to this!!!
Yeah, Foul Language Comics has lots of stuff like that, & it’s all hillarious & so very true.
Nooooooooooppppppeeeeeeee! I’m teenager now! I still have old Bionicle toys collection in my room!